MyLifeIsAwkward

Today, someone said something to me. I couldn’t hear them, so I said said “what?” They repeated themselves, but I still couldn’t hear  them. This went back and forth about 5 times. Eventually I just pretended I heard, nodded, and chuckled. The person looked really upset. Someone else later told me that they were trying to tell me that their dog just died. MLIA.

That awkward moment when you sit down on the toilet, do your business, then realize there’s no toilet paper. MLIA.

Today, I ran into someone I went to grade school with. I had no idea who they were, but they insisted that we were best friends and proceeded to follow me around for an hour. MLIA.